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Hello Americans! I am an AMEROPHILE. I fell in love with your culture after I saw your hit shows, The Big Bang Theory and Family Guy. Now I understand your whole society, based off of watching just two TV shows! I know your “language” and find it beautiful! Bazinga! I love America because you really mean it when you say “I love you”! I declare freedom to football, 1776!
Teddy Wayne imagines Mark Zuckerberg wooing WhatsApp C.E.O. Jan Koum: http://nyr.kr/1hCvA2q
KOUM: (bats his eyelashes) Why, whatever are you proposing, Mr. Zuckerberg?
ZUCKERBERG: That I pay you four billion dollars in cash and twelve billion dollars in stock options, with three billion dollars in restricted stock options that would vest over the next four years. And that…
Zuckerberg moves closer to Koum.
ZUCKERBERG: …you join my board.
KOUM: Wow. (takes a deep breath) Wow.
Photograph by Heike Kampe/Getty.
A straight white man goes into the jungle and stumbles across a beautiful iridescent beetle, completely unfamiliar to him. “What the fuck, is this some kind of tumblr social justice shit?”